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  • the-captains-wife:

    dutchster:

    worldpeaces:

    can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

    what the fuck does he want now

    image

    Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

    20 hours ago   •   5,539 notes   •   VIA: fuckyeahmichaelgavin   •   SOURCE: vividroute
  • vividroute:

    Goat Simulator : Joel & Adam // Michael & Gavin

    20 hours ago   •   38,895 notes   •   VIA: geothebio   •   SOURCE: stripesdontmakeyoustraight
  • stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

    Stop reblogging my failure

    20 hours ago   •   52,406 notes   •   VIA: robinaa   •   SOURCE: riningear
  • ARTIST: Bastille
    TRACK: Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
    ALBUM:
    283,888 plays
    Look at how fucking pink my eye is. My stomach flu has given me fucking VIRAL PINKEYE IN EACH GODDAMNED EYE AND FILLED MY INNER EARS WITH FLUID.

KILL ME

SOMEONE JUST COME AND FUCKING KILL ME

    Look at how fucking pink my eye is. My stomach flu has given me fucking VIRAL PINKEYE IN EACH GODDAMNED EYE AND FILLED MY INNER EARS WITH FLUID.

    KILL ME

    SOMEONE JUST COME AND FUCKING KILL ME

    1 day ago   •   3,272 notes   •   VIA: michelleaneous-paraphernalia   •   SOURCE: michelleaneous-paraphernalia
  • ARTIST: Simon & Garfunkel
    TRACK: The Sound Of Silence
    ALBUM: The Sound Of Silence
    11,983 plays
    1 day ago   •   6,640 notes   •   VIA: pedalbear   •   SOURCE: pedalbear
  • ARTIST: Johnny Cash
    TRACK: Hurt
    ALBUM: American IV: The Man Comes Around
    19,057 plays
    2 days ago   •   296 notes   •   VIA: mahdking   •   SOURCE: mahdking
    • Ryan: I'll give you a wompa.
    • Michael: I'll fucking womp you after this game.
    • Ryan: You already did.
    • Michael: I mean again; it's a double womp. It's like a womp-squared.
    • Geoff: Michael, bit of advice for you - don't let Ryan womp at you, you'll be pregnant in no time.
    • Ryan: Yeah.
    • Michael: It's true.
    • Ryan: I got the super-wompa-juice.
    2 days ago   •   381 notes   •   VIA: lostiel   •   SOURCE: lostiel
  • Let’s Play - Capsized

    3 days ago   •   1,353 notes   •   VIA: hangtoughbabe   •   SOURCE: foxborohotbutts
  • x

    3 days ago   •   206,638 notes   •   VIA: badventist-petite   •   SOURCE: hullodearie
  • hullodearie:

    Fake Pockets: A How To

    3 days ago   •   70,275 notes   •   VIA: dementhor   •   SOURCE: cowboysandsynonyms-deactivated2
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  • professorwerewolf:


1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

    professorwerewolf:

    1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

    3 days ago   •   290,279 notes   •   VIA: timelordinsandshoes   •   SOURCE: peace-after-revolution
  • peace-after-revolution:

    The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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    3 days ago   •   2,759 notes   •   VIA: ryaanhaywood   •   SOURCE: ryaanhaywood
  • Ryan’s “classic gamer lip bite”