3 hours ago   •   1,842 notes   •   VIA: mallius   •   SOURCE: mallius
  • mallius:

ONE OF MY FAVORITE REQS FROM THE STREAM (i cant believe they got a real goat)

    mallius:

    ONE OF MY FAVORITE REQS FROM THE STREAM (i cant believe they got a real goat)

    3 hours ago   •   492 notes   •   VIA: laughterkey   •   SOURCE: fencehopping
  • fencehopping:


World’s smallest monkey eating a macaroni noodle.

    fencehopping:

    World’s smallest monkey eating a macaroni noodle.

    4 hours ago   •   10,778 notes   •   VIA: mallius   •   SOURCE: mallius
  • mallius:

    Somewhere off the Los Santos shore…

    (inks: one / two)

    4 hours ago   •   9,133 notes   •   VIA: buckysexual   •   SOURCE: hexgoddess
  • hexgoddess:

    see-reverse-side:

    hexgoddess:

    What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

    I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

    Schrodinger’s Sexuality

    4 hours ago   •   6,468 notes   •   VIA: accol   •   SOURCE: horrorfixxx
  • luisgpiercing:

    chapter-27:

    A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: JOHNNY DEPP’S DEATH SCENE, UNCUT.

    So I was puking my guys out Wednesday night through Thursday morning, and now my right ear is so plugged and painful I want to break down and cry.

    7 hours ago   •   12,828 notes   •   VIA: dreamofflight   •   SOURCE: mostlydogsmostly
  • mostlydogsmostly:

    In Poland, a photographer found a group of cats and dogs hanging out together in the leaves.  Apparently, no one told them that dogs and cats are enemies.:)

    (Photographed by Joseph Szalapski)

    8 hours ago   •   151,416 notes   •   VIA: twerkinshield   •   SOURCE: vaydra
  • assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    vaydra:

    i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”

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    8 hours ago   •   3,310 notes   •   VIA: hangtoughbabe   •   SOURCE: leepacey
  • He can’t win! That’s because our masked bandit’s a coward. He’s a fake; he’s a liar and a coward. He had his fingers crossed. He has to die.

    8 hours ago   •   136,747 notes   •   VIA: thefrogman   •   SOURCE: fastcompany
  • thefrogman:

Mini Mobile Robotic Printer by ZUtA Labs Ltd [kickstarter]
[h/t: fastcompany]

    thefrogman:

    Mini Mobile Robotic Printer by ZUtA Labs Ltd [kickstarter]

    [h/t: fastcompany]

    8 hours ago   •   61,708 notes   •   VIA: geothebio   •   SOURCE: ediebrit
  • nentindo:

    kidshade:

    ediebrit:

    IM FUCKING SCREAMING

    IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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    the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

    8 hours ago   •   45,458 notes   •   VIA: badventist-petite   •   SOURCE: nebulasnovasandnightsky
  • nebulasnovasandnightsky:

    look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

    9 hours ago   •   565 notes   •   VIA: twerkinshield   •   SOURCE: emilyvgordon
  • Of course, the ultimate moment of being Female in Public comes when a woman, deep in thought, is told by a strange man to SMILE. (And this happens only to women.) Gentlemen, let’s get this straight. There is no part of my body that belongs to you, not even my facial expression.

     - From a devastating essay from Laura Lippman, author, about what it’s like to be a woman in public.  (via emilyvgordon)
    9 hours ago   •   13,227 notes   •   VIA: badventist-petite   •   SOURCE: redsuspenders
  • eltigrechico:

    redsuspenders:

    The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

    The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

    The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

    Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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    Best thing about having a hotel to myself?

    I don’t have to close the bathroom door when I poop.