can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
Goat Simulator : Joel & Adam // Michael & Gavin
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Look at how fucking pink my eye is. My stomach flu has given me fucking VIRAL PINKEYE IN EACH GODDAMNED EYE AND FILLED MY INNER EARS WITH FLUID.
SOMEONE JUST COME AND FUCKING KILL ME
Let’s Play - Capsized
Fake Pockets: A How To
1927 was a rough time for donuts.
The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
Ryan’s “classic gamer lip bite”